fortune cookie crock

my most recent visit to pei wei resulted in three different fortunes:

be prepared to accept the wondrous opportunity in the days ahead!
the problems of today will soon be buried by the sand of time.
your love of music will play an important role in your future.

who writes this crap? i mean, come on. everyone knows there’s no sand in bed.

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Published:: June 4, 2008 / 11:54 am

Category:: food, of things to come

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Daniel D. 6.4.08 / 12pm

It took me a second to get that.

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Chris Ediger 6.4.08 / 4pm

Those are all better than my last one – something about how my true love would find me. Of course that wouldn’t be half bad if A) I wasn’t married, and B) the fortune didn’t keep saying “he” would find me. “In bed” didn’t make it any better

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i’m ginger and, chances are, i like you.

i’m from nashville. but i live in downtown dallas now. i’m a daughter. friend. sister. believer. dreamer. lover of all things beautiful.

i spend much of my time editing books, which is my job. (don’t let the absence of uppercase fool you.) when i’m not at work, you can usually find me on a patio with some friends enjoying some nice wine and good conversation.

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